Pacific Rim AU where everything is the same except it’s a musical.
salt water mermaids communicating in clicks and whistles
young swamp mermaids croaking like frogs to scare smaller frogs
arctic mermaids mimicking animal sounds so they can catch prey for both food and their pelts
"If you took Scarlett’s career from her tomorrow, she wouldn’t change. If you gave her an Oscar, she wouldn’t change. She is who she is."
Chris Evans on Scarlett Johansson
so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me
sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place
the same to you, lovelie!
When Steve gets Bucky back, they go to a retro diner to listen to crackly 50s tunes from Steve’s list on the jukebox and drink milkshakes that are too sweet
what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this
This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard
AU: James and Lily live.
#thEY COULD HAVE HAD A NICE LIFE#James letting two year old Harry ride in front of him on his broomstick#LILY SHOWING HARRY HOW TO BAKE THE MUGGLE WAY BECAUSE SHE THINKS IT TASTES BETTER AND NOT TO LISTEN TO HIS FATHER BECAUSE HE’S AN IDIOT#And Harry will ask if he’s an idiot why did you marry him#and she’ll just shrug and say that he got under her skin enough that she couldn’t let him go#And James told himself he wouldn’t write to Harry at school because he wasn’t going to be that kind of annoying dad#bUT HE DOES AND SOMETIMES HE AND SIRIUS GO TO HOGSMEADE AND JUST SO HAPPEN TO RUN INTO HARRY#GODFUCKINGDAMMIT I HATE IT ALL
I texted those tags to my friend and she fucking responds with “I CAN SEE THE HOGSMEADE THING JFC. HARRY WOULD FIND HIS DAD AND THEN MINERVA WOULD SEE JAMES AND SHE’D BE LIKE “POTTER” AND JAMES AND HARRY WOULD BOTH TURN AROUND AND SAY ‘YES PROFESSOR?’ EXCEPT JAMES WOULD HAVE HIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT SMILE ON.” and I quit life.
new life goal: to enjoy at least one thing as much as anthony mackie enjoys being falcon