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Sleeping position, Do I drool or Snore in my sleep? :
Morning, Noon, Or Evening Person?:
Haha. His facial expression paired with those captions? Nailed it.
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.
I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.
can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person
Is this a comic? This should be a comic.
"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”
Disney Princes + Name Origins + Meanings